SCENE ONE — AN IDLE KING

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Early afternoon. The royal hall of Ithaca. At rise, the hall is empty. A single structure stands bare at centre. The palace and steps rising through Ithaca are suggested to one side of the stage; the harbour on the other.

PENELOPE enters from the palace side with MEDON, the elder attendant and herald, and IASOS, the page. Household ATTENDANTS follow.

She directs the preparation of the hall, working alongside the ATTENDANTS. IASOS brings in a broad cloth, and together they spread it over the bare structure. Cups, platters, and provisions follow; the structure gradually becomes the banquet table. Their work continues throughout the opening exchange.

MENTOR and TIMARETE, the loyal elder and his wife, enter from the palace side. PENELOPE receives them.

PENELOPE

You are early, my friends. We are almost set.

TIMARETE

Penelope, it’s been too long.

She gives her a hug.

MENTOR

The last time must have been your son’s wedding.

TIMARETE

Mentor means the royal hall. You haven’t thrown a banquet here in ages.

PENELOPE

Well, fifteen years was much too long ago.

TIMARETE

That’s right. It was when Telemachus and Polycaste finally showed off their tiny prince. Remember all the gifts?

MENTOR

Oh I remember, Timarete.

He pulls his pockets inside out and shrugs at PENELOPE. She smiles.

PENELOPE

Five years already.

MENTOR

So what brings us here tonight?

TIMARETE

Whatever it is, we wouldn’t miss it. But a day’s notice isn’t like you, Penelope.

PENELOPE

Oh, it wasn’t my idea this time.

MENTOR

No?

TIMARETE

Polycaste?

PENELOPE

Still in Pylos with Persepolis.

TIMARETE

Not Telemachus?

PENELOPE

Nope.

MENTOR

Who?

Beat.

TIMARETE

You ought to get that husband of yours out of the palace more often.

PENELOPE

That’s Ulysses for you. He calls Telemachus home from Pylos, just so they can run off into the woods and hunt for a month. Then he sends word that I should have the cobwebs cleaned off the hearth when they return.

TIMARETE

Oh, so you invite half of Ithaca to help clear cobwebs?

ATTENDANTS hand PENELOPE more items then exit. She shrugs and smiles, then continues to set the table.

MENTOR

A month! How the king still keeps so young.

He places his hand on his lower back and arches, stretching his aged body.

Where are they now? I’d like to see my old friend.

LYKOS, a nobleman, enters harbour-side and interrupts the conversation, a pair of dead meagre pheasants in hand.

LYKOS

Old? Best to call him ancient, Mentor.

MENTOR

Aren’t we all getting up there?

LYKOS

But if you saw our king, you’d think he was your elder.

He drops the pheasants on an empty platter on the banquet table, then helps himself to a bottle of wine.

PHAON the courtier enters palace-side, ahead of the other GUESTS. PENELOPE moves to greet in the background, but remains attentive to the entire hall. TIMARETE goes with her.

PHAON

Is that you, Lykos?

LYKOS

The one and only Lykos.

He holds a passing ATTENDANT by the arm, snatches two cups from him and hands one to PHAON.

PHAON

Strong and capable as ever.

LYKOS

And brave. Cheers, Phaon.

PHAON

What news of the hunt?

LYKOS

The royal party dawdles. I came ahead with the best of their game—got a stag at the gate.

Hey you there—help haul it in.

He walks over to MEDON who is busy taking direction from Penelope. She looks decisively at LYKOS.

PENELOPE

No, Medon can’t do it. Iasos will help you.

LYKOS

A boy? For a man’s job?

PENELOPE

Yes. A boy.

IASOS looks to her hesitantly. She nods to him.

LYKOS

You heard her, boy. Get to it.

She speaks quietly to IASOS, walking him partway towards the harbour-side exit. He continues out alone; she returns to her work with MEDON.

PHAON

Tell me, Lykos, are the rumours true?

LYKOS

The city women are like fine dining, but Ithaca’s country girls are—

PHAON

An acquired taste?

He sips his wine.

Not those rumours.

LYKOS

Then which ones?

PHAON

The king, of course.

MENTOR

What of our king?

LYKOS

I told you, Mentor, he grew old out there. He just watched while his boy directed the hunt. Who do you think killed that stag?

PHAON

Not you?

LYKOS

Well—no, but I brought it in. And those two birds on the table there.

MENTOR

Then say who.

LYKOS

Telemachus.

PHAON

Ohh, the prince.

MENTOR

Then Telemachus led well. The king does not grow lesser when his son is ready to command.

PHAON

Now there’s a man that can work.

LYKOS

And that bow Ithaca sings about—the one no other man can string? Ulysses never drew it once.

He spits.

PHAON

Then let’s toast.

MENTOR

To what?

PHAON

If Ulysses can’t keep the bow up, then let’s toast to youth and the next generation who can.

LYKOS

I’ll drink to that.

MENTOR doesn’t raise his cup. PENELOPE finishes her work and joins them, bringing the platter with the pheasants.

PENELOPE

And to whoever brought us this wonderful bounty. It’s yours, isn’t it, Lykos?

LYKOS

Yes, ma’am. I worked very hard for those kills.

PENELOPE

It shows. Look at this neck. Oh, and these feet. Not much meat on the bones, but it should feed Iasos.

LYKOS

Where is that boy by the way? He ought to pluck them after he finishes working the stag.

PENELOPE

You mean the work that’s only fit for a man?

LYKOS

Of course.

PENELOPE

A strong, capable, brave man?

LYKOS

Yes.

PENELOPE

Someone like my son?

PHAON and LYKOS together

Yes.

PENELOPE

Well he’s not here yet. What about you, Lykos?

She brushes up beside him and looks up, holding his gaze.

LYKOS

I am.

PENELOPE

Good. I’m glad that’s settled. Now haul in the stag yourself.

She plops the platter in his hands.

And let Iasos know he can stop gathering firewood.

MENTOR

Ha! Timarete, come here.

Speechless, LYKOS exits harbour-side.

PENELOPE

Phaon, will you lend me your advice? We’re running late now and I have to finish the preparations.

PHAON

I am but a loyal servant of the royal house, Your Majesty.

PENELOPE

Then look here. We usually have four, but Polycaste is still in Pylos with little Persepolis. So tonight it’s just us three.

She indicates the empty chair at the head of the table.

PHAON

Ah, that gap says it all.

PENELOPE

Says what?

PHAON

Trouble for Telemachus and Polycaste.

PENELOPE

Then I’ll remove it.

She tries to pull away the chair.

PHAON

No! You can’t do that, Your Majesty.

PENELOPE

No?

PHAON

It would be sacrilege.

She hesitates then pulls the chair to the palace-side.

PHAON

Not there either.

PENELOPE

Oh my…help me.

He bows low then moves Polycaste’s seat to the harbour-side, arranging the places as he speaks.

PHAON

There. The magnificent prince, you, Ulysses then Polycaste.

PENELOPE

Are we safe yet?

PHAON

The Fates may leave Pylos and Ithaca in peace.

PENELOPE

Forget fate—what about the court?

PHAON

Serve her dinner. Pour her wine. She’ll dine with us in spirit.

PENELOPE

All they will see is an empty chair.

PHAON

You are right. When the hall toasts your house, have your servant raise her cup. Her praise for Telemachus will still rise highest in all the Ithacan court.

PENELOPE

As should his wife.

She sighs.

Twenty years without Ulysses, and not one courtier half as loyal as you.

He stands up straight and clears his throat.

PHAON

Some stars must dim, that younger lights may riseTo take their place and light our common sky.

Pause.

PENELOPE

Then let me reward such loyalty.

She places a fifth seat at the corner beside Polycaste’s.

PENELOPE

Your place is with us tonight, Phaon.

MENTOR

Penelope!?

PHAON bows very low.

PHAON

Surely a simple courtier should not intrude upon the family table.

PENELOPE

Simple!? After your counsel?

MENTOR

Penelope. No.

PHAON

A man of your standing, Mentor, understands not to refuse an honour bestowed by the Queen.

MENTOR

I’d have you know when not to accept one.

PHAON

There are honours enough in Ithaca for all of us.

MENTOR

I don’t want your chair.

PHAON

Nor would I presume to take it—had Her Majesty not placed me there.

TIMARETE

Come, dear. Let’s enjoy the party.

She yanks MENTOR along with her. As they move away, he grumbles loudly.

MENTOR

Why would she ever let that thing near them?

LYKOS enters harbour-side looking dishevelled, with grime on his hands and clothes. He helps himself to an appetizer and tries to join the party.

PHAON

Ah, Lykos, where have you been? I’ve just been granted a seat at the royal table.

LYKOS

By who?

PHAON

He looks filthy, Your Majesty.

PENELOPE

You are right, Phaon. This is a dinner party, Lykos. Go and wash up.

PHAON

I’ll tell you all about it.

PHAON trails behind LYKOS towards the palace-side exit. LYKOS turns back to speak.

LYKOS

When is dinner by the way?

PENELOPE

When the men get in.

TELEMACHUS enters from the harbour-side, directing the returning hunting party. ATTENDANTS, including IASOS, follow with game and stores.

TELEMACHUS (to the hunting party)

Drop off your weapons and gear at the armoury, then wash up. We’ll sort out the mess after the banquet.

(to the ATTENDANTS)

Bring the game around back to the butcher and cooks. The stores to the kitchen and cellar.

And my father’s bow—bring it here to rest on the mantel again. It doesn’t belong with the rest.

IASOS

Yes, sire.

TELEMACHUS

Hello, Mother.

PENELOPE

Telemachus, you’re finally home.

TELEMACHUS

It’s only been a month.

PENELOPE

And a month before that in Pylos. You left as soon as you landed in Ithaca.

Where is your father? We will take our places once he arrives.

TELEMACHUS

He’ll be in. I rushed up to direct the men and left him at the gate.

MEDON approaches and bows courteously to TELEMACHUS, then speaks to PENELOPE.

MEDON

Your Majesty, we are ready. The king is here.

PENELOPE

Places, everyone!

PENELOPE grabs TELEMACHUS by the hand and pulls him off palace-side, while MEDON takes centre stage. Trumpets blare and the room goes quiet.

MEDON

Esteemed guests and citizens of Ithaca. The royal family.

The hall applauds as PENELOPE and TELEMACHUS appear from the palace-side and stand by their seats. ULYSSES appears harbour-side, walking slowly toward his seat. She gestures them to remain standing.

PHAON enters, pulls out Polycaste’s seat and stands behind his own. ULYSSES stares hard at him. The applause stalls and the crowd begins to murmur. They sit.

MENTOR (to TIMARETE)

I still don’t know why she should elevate that vain man.

TIMARETE (chuckling)

Oh I think she knows what she’s doing.

PENELOPE

This hall has gone quiet for many years. Thank you all for filling it again with your laughter. Feast and meet and keep each other’s company tonight—and for new nights to come.

She holds up her cup.

From our family to yours.

One by one, the hall joins her in the toast. Seeing Polycaste’s cup remain on the table, PHAON takes it and raises it beside his own.

FIRST GUEST

Phaon?

ELDER

Whose family is he?

SECOND GUEST

Why is he holding Polycaste’s cup?

Pockets of laughter break through the murmuring.

SECOND GUEST

Does Polycaste approve?

The hall erupts in laughter, gossip, incredulity and protest. PHAON hesitates and looks around the room. His smile dies as he looks to PENELOPE who has stepped away to mind the party.

MENTOR

Oh!

He looks at TIMARETE, who is already laughing, and joins in as they approach the table.

MENTOR

Ulysses! How are you, old friend?

ULYSSES

I am well, Mentor. Hello, Timarete.

TIMARETE

Ulysses. Your Penelope is just brilliant.

ULYSSES

She is.

TIMARETE

Lykos barged in boasting about the stag—

MENTOR

Which Telemachus killed.

TIMARETE

—then Penelope lent him Iasos to help bring it in.

MENTOR

Then he whined. Said a boy couldn’t do a man’s job.

ULYSSES

So she made him do it.

TIMARETE

How did you guess?

ULYSSES looks off to PENELOPE across the room.

ULYSSES

Because that’s her.

He looks back to them and points at PHAON.

ULYSSES

That explains him.

GUEST

Speech! Speech!

The guests echo the call as it spreads through the hall. PHAON lifts his cup and begins to rise.

ULYSSES

Sit.

ANOTHER GUEST

Speech!

MENTOR

They call for you, Ulysses.

TELEMACHUS leans forward and looks to ULYSSES who hasn’t moved.

TELEMACHUS

Father?

ANOTHER GUEST

Speech, Telemachus!

GUESTS

Telemachus! Telemachus!

ULYSSES does not move. Pause. TELEMACHUS rises and walks forward.

TELEMACHUS

Good people, citizens and honoured guestsOf this great isle—I welcome you, my friends.Tonight we dine together once again,And fill the hall with all of Ithaca.Let’s pause and recognize the many hands,Without whose labour we’d not feast today,Nor ever feast: attendants, butchers, cooks;My party who followed through rain-brushed dusk,Whose arrows found their mark beside my own;My mother who brought us all together,Who knows each one by face, by name, by voice;And you who answer her now with your presence,What purpose has this hall without its guests?But lastly, to my father, without whomThere’d be no hunt, no feast. He called, I answered—And glad to trek these hills beside him now,When as a boy I wandered them alone.

All hail, to the king!

GUESTS

Hail!

ELDER

King Ulysses!

MENTOR (to ULYSSES)

He reminds me of you.

The crowd applauds. TELEMACHUS remains standing to greet guests approaching from all sides.

FIRST GUEST

Prince Telemachus, don’t leave for Pylos again. We want you here.

TELEMACHUS

Ithaca is my home.

SECOND GUEST

May I speak to you about purchasing game from the royal hunt?

TELEMACHUS

Why, when it goes to feeding Ithaca for nights to come?

THIRD GUEST

I need your counsel on a claim against my house, Telemachus.

TELEMACHUS

In the morning at court. For now, have a drink with me.

TIMARETE approaches PENELOPE who is off to the side admiring her son as he commands the room.

TIMARETE

You must be proud of him.

PENELOPE

Very much.

IASOS walks up to TELEMACHUS and hands him ULYSSES’s bow.

IASOS

Sire, where on the mantel would you like it?

TELEMACHUS

Right—Father’s bow.

TELEMACHUS takes it and walks to the mantel, unaware the room has stilled and all eyes follow him.

TIMARETE (to PENELOPE)

Watch this.

(Calling across the hall)

String the bow, Telemachus!

A GUEST

The bow!

The room echoes approval and joins in chanting his name. TELEMACHUS turns around confused, then looks at ULYSSES, who says nothing and makes no gesture to proceed. MENTOR looks to ULYSSES. TIMARETE looks to PENELOPE.

GUESTS

Telemachus! Telemachus!

TELEMACHUS strings it with ease and raises the bow for all to see. The room erupts in wild applause.

MENTOR

He is his father’s son.

ULYSSES

He is his own man.

TIMARETE

He looks so much like Ulysses, doesn’t he?

PENELOPE

My Telemachus is all grown up.

ANOTHER GUEST

Now the king!

GUESTS

Ulysses!

MENTOR

Come on, Ulysses. Show them you still have it. They can’t sing of Troy and the Cyclops forever.

MENTOR backs up and leaves them in the spotlight. The room continues cheering. TELEMACHUS unstrings the bow and offers it to ULYSSES.

TIMARETE

Will he?

PENELOPE

Of course he will. Would you ever doubt that man?

TIMARETE grips PENELOPE’s arm in anticipation, while PENELOPE straightens. ULYSSES rises and looks down at the bow, then around at the room still animated. 

He does not take it.

PENELOPE

Oh…

Silence. Then whispers break through the hall. He speaks quietly, only Telemachus within earshot.

ULYSSES (softly)

I am become a name.

TELEMACHUS

Father?

ULYSSES

Herald.

MEDON

My king?

ULYSSES

It is time. Send word through the city. Tomorrow, Telemachus will be king.

ULYSSES exits harbour-side and leaves TELEMACHUS still holding out the bow.

MENTOR

Ulysses?

TELEMACHUS

Father?

The hall remains stunned in silence. PHAON stands and raises his cup to TELEMACHUS.

PHAON

To the King.

GUESTS

To Telemachus.

The royal hall cheers and erupts in applause. TELEMACHUS holds the room until it quiets down.

TELEMACHUS

Thank you all. I was not expecting this. I must retire for tomorrow’s ceremony. I thank you again for coming to the banquet tonight.

He walks palace-side and sees the guests out one by one, receiving congratulations, praise, gifts, hugs and kisses.

ELDER

You are ready, my boy. Congratulations.

FIRST GUEST

We were told only Ulysses could string the bow…to see it done in person, instead of hearing it in song…

SECOND GUEST

And by his son!

TIMARETE

Penelope, dear, are you alright?

PENELOPE

I’m okay…

TIMARETE

Look, he really is all grown up: the people at his call, a wife and child of his own, now the crown waiting for him. Your son is ready.

PENELOPE

Yes…

TIMARETE

Why else would he call Telemachus home? This must have been Ulysses’s plan all along.

PENELOPE

You’re right…

TIMARETE

I think it’s good. Now he is only a husband.

PENELOPE

Yes, only…

MENTOR

There you are, Timarete. Where have you been hiding?

TIMARETE

Just here with Penelope.

MENTOR

Shall we go?

TIMARETE

Yes, it’s late. We’ll see you at the coronation, Penelope.

MENTOR

Good night.

TIMARETE and MENTOR exit. ATTENDANTS work in the background to clear the banquet items from the central structure. TELEMACHUS exits palace-side with the last of the guests. PENELOPE is left alone.

End Scene One